vanillish:

writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”

(via plug0ne)

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

(via refusing-2-sink)

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

(via ruinedchildhood)

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….what is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

(via ionlywantasmile)

dabhabit:

When I was in the hospital
I was roomed with a schizophrenic
And she was the most gentle person I have ever met
There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck
Who told very funny jokes
A girl who never spoke a word
Would draw the most beautiful pictures
The boy who shook with anxiety
Could hold the most intelligent conversations
Even the girl who screamed in her sleep and picked at her skin
Had a heart the size of the ocean
We are not who you think we are

(via thefakecake)

  • me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
  • me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen

satans-nipples:

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

(Source: uhmonda, via encourage)

do-raymi:

Feelings suck and I don’t remember signing up for them.

(Source: do-raymi, via justacountrygirlsworld)

"Find someone who would not let go of you so easily."
- A piece of advice (via merryful)

(Source: pressing, via encourage)

jackeduptrucks:

Friends don’t let friends date a guy that drives a Prius

(via justacountrygirlsworld)